White House Rips Jill Biden’s Clown Show Christmas Decorations, Shows Off Melania’s Class

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And then there was Jill Biden’s tenure, which often felt like a traveling circus of mismatched themes and questionable taste. The so-called “doctor’s” fashion choices — frequently resembling repurposed tablecloths — didn’t exactly inspire confidence in her ability to produce a cohesive holiday aesthetic. It’s no surprise that someone with such little style sense struggled to turn Christmas décor into anything remotely dignified.

“Biden (Circus) vs. Trump (Elegance). Dignity has been restored,” the official rapid response account captured a pair of dueling images. The Biden image displays a tacky carousel with reindeer and swans bobbing up and down on poles.

If we’re being honest, the Rapid Response team actually showed some restraint. They could have gone harder with their reminder of Jill Biden’s decorating “style.”

Because who could forget that disaster? The one she proudly touted as bringing “a bit of magic, wonder, and joy.” Sure — if you ignored the nightmare fuel lurking in every corner. It was less “holiday cheer” and more “elementary school craft project meets haunted gingerbread house.” Melania’s elegance only makes the contrast that much more painful.

Ah yes, the glory days — when the White House looked less like the seat of the free world and more like the set of a low-budget high school play. Furry masks, oversized cartoon props, and that guy wandering around with a giant purple flower sprouting from his head? To this day, nobody can quite explain what in the bejeezus that was supposed to be.

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