Today’s Joke: You Are a Nun – Too Funny!

The First Encounter
Our story begins with the nun waiting for her flight to Chicago. Amid the usual airport hustle and bustle, her attention was caught by a peculiar coin-operated machine—one of those old-fashioned devices that measures weight and dispenses a written fortune.

Curious, she stepped onto the scale and inserted a nickel. The machine whirred and delivered a small card:

“You are a nun. You weigh 128 lbs, and you are going to Chicago.”

At first, she dismissed it, thinking the message was generic. But the more she pondered its accuracy, the more intrigued she became.

A Musical Surprise
Unable to resist testing it again, she inserted another nickel. The second card appeared:

“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You are going to Chicago and you are going to play a fiddle.”

She laughed, certain it was wrong—she had never played an instrument. Yet moments later, a cowboy-like traveler sat beside her with a fiddle case. On a whim, she opened it, tried playing the instrument, and to her own amazement, created beautiful music.

The Final Prediction

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