Today’s Joke: You Are a Nun – Too Funny!

Determined to see what would happen next, she tried the machine one more time. The third card read:

“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You are going to Chicago and you are going to break wind.”

Confident the machine must be mistaken, she stepped down—but in an awkward slip while regaining her balance, the prediction came true.

A final, fourth visit produced a summary of the day:

“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You have fiddled and far.ted around and missed your flight to Chicago.”

The moral? Sometimes indulging

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