Joke: A duck walks into a bar…

The bartender is completely amazed. He can hardly believe what he’s hearing. He wants to ask a million questions, but he sees the duck has pulled a newspaper from his bag and is reading it. So, he decides to wait.

For the next two weeks, the duck comes to the bar every day. He orders the same thing, reads his newspaper, and then goes back to work. The bartender, even though he’s still surprised, gets used to seeing the duck.

Then, one day, a circus comes to town. They set up their big tent in a field nearby. The ringmaster, a loud and colorful man with a tall hat and a big laugh, comes into the bar for a drink. The bartender remembers the duck and says to the ringmaster, “You’re with the circus, right? Well, I know a duck who would be perfect for your show! He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper – everything!”

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