Joke: A duck walks into a bar…

“That sounds wonderful!” the ringmaster says, giving the bartender his business card. “Tell him to call me.”

The next day, the duck comes in for his usual. The bartender, excited to help, says, “Hey, Mr. Duck, I think I have a great chance for you, with a really good job.”

“I’m always interested in new chances,” the duck says, folding his newspaper. “What is it?”

“It’s with the circus!” the bartender says, showing off.

“The circus?” the duck asks, looking confused.

“That’s right!” the bartender says.

“The circus?” the duck asks again, still confused. “You mean the one with the big tent?”

“Yes, exactly!” the bartender says.

“With all the animals in cages, and the people living in trailers?” the duck asks.

“That’s the one!” the bartender says.

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