Later, as the priest passed through customs, the officer asked politely, “Anything to declare, Father?”
The priest nodded calmly. “From my head down to my waist, nothing to declare.”
“Well,” said the priest, “there’s something quite special down there. It’s a small device made for ladies, never before used.”
The customs officer turned red and waved him through, laughing. “Move along, Father… and good luck.”
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Little Johnny and the Divine Hitchhiker
Little Johnny was headed to spend the weekend with his dad. He loaded everything he owned into his red wagon and began dragging it behind him.
As he struggled up a steep hill, he grumbled loudly, “Ugh! This stupid thing is heavy!”
A nearby priest overheard and stepped in. “Johnny, mind your language. The Lord hears everything—you know He’s everywhere.”
Johnny looked up, sweat dripping down his brow. “Everywhere?”
Johnny paused, glanced back at his wagon, then asked, “Is He in my wagon too?”
The priest chuckled. “Yes, Johnny. He’s there too.” Continue reading…
