Today’s Joke: You Are a Nun – Too Funny! November 18, 2025 by emma A final, fourth visit produced a summary of the day: “You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You have fiddled and far.ted around and missed your flight to Chicago.” The moral? Sometimes indulging every quirky impulse in life—especially at a busy airport—can lead to truly unexpected, humorous outcomes. ←PreviousNext→