A week later, I threw a little get-together at my place. Casual invite, nothing fancy. I made sure to include his friends in the guest list.
Ryan showed up, looking confused—but curious.
The room was decorated with black and gold balloons. A glittery banner hung across the wall, reading:
“Congrats on Going Bald!”
A cake sat in the center of the room. Frosted carefully in white and gold, it read:
“Manifesting It Early!”
His jaw hit the floor.
“You think this is funny?!” he snapped.
I smiled. “Didn’t you?”
He stormed out before anyone else could speak. The room went quiet—until a few of his friends burst out laughing. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who thought his ‘positive vibes’ had crossed the line.
