Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

Paddy nodded and marched toward the gate, but before stepping onto the plane, he turned around and asked, “What’s the deal with the peanuts, anyway? Are they special? Are they magic peanuts?”
The flight attendant raised an eyebrow, a little puzzled by his question. “Uh, no, they’re just regular peanuts.”
Paddy smiled mischievously. “Right, right. I knew it! I heard from a fella in the pub once, ‘If you eat peanuts while flying, you’ll get a free upgrade.’”

The attendant stared at him, unsure whether he was joking or seriously misunderstanding the entire concept of airline snacks.
Paddy boarded the plane, but true to his nature, things didn’t get any clearer. Onboard, he asked the flight attendant, “Is this seat 14B or 14C? Or is it 15A? My seat number has all the letters and numbers mixed up like a jigsaw puzzle!”

With a sigh and a smile, the attendant gently led him to his seat. “Sir, it’s 14B.”
As Paddy settled in, he put his seatbelt on, but then fiddled with it for a good ten minutes. He asked the woman next to him, “How do you get this thing to work? I tried twisting it like a pretzel, but it’s not budging.”

The woman sighed, “It’s a buckle, Paddy. Just click it.”
Paddy clicked it, and then, satisfied, looked out the window. He was finally ready to relax. That is, until the captain’s voice boomed over the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re cruising at 35,000 feet. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.” Continue reading…