Joke: A duck walks into a bar…

For the next two weeks, the duck comes to the bar every day. He orders the same thing, reads his newspaper, and then goes back to work. The bartender, even though he’s still surprised, gets used to seeing the duck.

Then, one day, a circus comes to town. They set up their big tent in a field nearby. The ringmaster, a loud and colorful man with a tall hat and a big laugh, comes into the bar for a drink. The bartender remembers the duck and says to the ringmaster, “You’re with the circus, right? Well, I know a duck who would be perfect for your show! He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper – everything!”

“That sounds wonderful!” the ringmaster says, giving the bartender his business card. “Tell him to call me.”

The next day, the duck comes in for his usual. The bartender, excited to help, says, “Hey, Mr. Duck, I think I have a great chance for you, with a really good job.”

“I’m always interested in new chances,” the duck says, folding his newspaper. “What is it?”

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