The bartender, being the kind soul he is, responds, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right, clearly caught up in the festive spirit, says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
“Coming right up,” says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left chimes in, “I would like to buy you one, too.”
Again, the old woman responds with gratitude, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming up,” the bartender says with a smile.
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