- A man sees a “Talking Dog for Sale” sign. He meets a golden retriever who claims he spent years working for the CIA. Amazed, he asks the price. “Ten dollars,” says the owner. “Why so cheap?” “Because he’s lying.”
- An elderly husband gets confused about whether he’s dressing or bathing.
- A man asks a pharmacist for hiccup relief. The pharmacist slaps him — but it works on the wife waiting in the car.
- Retirees debating passwords: “I set mine to ‘incorrect,’ so the computer reminds me when I forget it. Yours?” “Mine’s ‘forgotten,’ so it tells me exactly that.”
Jokes like these last because they rely on timing, irony, and everyday life, not noise or vulgarity. They celebrate wit, human quirks, and moments that break the day’s seriousness.
