An elderly couple is having dinner when the wife says, “I’ve decided to go upstairs and take a bath.”
Her husband replies, “Okay, sweetheart. I’ll go turn the water on for you.”
“What are you doing?” she asks.
He answers, “I forgot if I was getting dressed or taking a bath.”
Prescription Trouble
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have anything to stop hiccups?”
The pharmacist suddenly slaps the man across the face.
“What did you do that for?” the man asks, stunned.
“Well, you don’t have hiccups anymore, do you?”
The man says, “No…but my wife out in the car does!”
Retirement Perks
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