W – “$450,000. But it’s a steal, and I saw we have enough in the bank to cover it.”
H – “Well…alright then. Just offer $420,000. See if they’ll take it.”
H – “Love you too…”
He hangs up.
The lounge is quiet.
He slowly closes the phone, looks around the room, raises the phone high in the air, and says loud enough for everyone to hear:
“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
A Classic That Never Gets Old
Now that’s a joke you’ll want to retell.
The brilliance of this story lies in its build-up. Each request from the woman gets a little more extravagant — from the coat, to the car, to the house. But the twist? It’s not his wife at all! The man was answering a phone that wasn’t his. He played along perfectly, leaving everyone in stitches — and probably teaching a valuable lesson about picking up other people’s phones.
These kinds of funny stories for seniors bring back the magic of old-fashioned storytelling — clever setups, unexpected endings, and a reminder that sometimes the best humor is the clean, timeless kind.
Some Bonus Clean Jokes for Adults
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