Funny Church Jokes and Family Stories: The Little Boy and the Confession, A Bold Letter for a Bike, and Wedding Math

Young Tommy had been raised faithfully in the church by his loving grandmother. He attended services every Sunday, but now it was time for something new: his very first confession.

His grandmother explained gently, “You’ll go into a small booth, speak with the priest, and tell him your sins. He will listen and then forgive you.”

Nervous but determined, Tommy stepped into the confessional. The curtain closed behind him, and the little wooden screen slid open. On the other side, the priest’s kind face waited patiently.

“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” Tommy whispered.

The priest nodded kindly. “Go ahead, my son. Tell me what’s on your mind.”

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