An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing!

“This is your fault! If you hadn’t made me eat kale-chicken muffins and bran cereal for fifty years, we’d still be alive!”

Edna just shakes her head, laughing.

“Oh, Bert. Even in heaven, you’re the grumpiest man I’ve ever loved.”

And with that, they wander off—hand in hand—ready to rock that pearly porch swing forever.

💫 Because love isn’t just about grand gestures. It’s about spatulas under recliners, secret bowling trophies, and laughing your way through eternity.

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