A few hours later, the officer checks on the prisoner.
“Lucky for you, the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” the man replies. “I’m the groom.”
Bonus Joke:
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he was outstanding in his field… and brilliant at brainstorming. 🌾🧠