A Man Calls His Wife

The moment he walked through the door, the wife bombarded him with questions.

“So, how was the trip? Did you enjoy yourself? Did you catch any fish? Was your boss impressed?”

He nodded along, giving vague answers about how nice it was to be outdoors, how the guys enjoyed their time together, and how it had been a “productive” week.

Then the wife smiled knowingly and asked one last question — the one she had been saving all week.

“Well, did you use the new blue silk pajamas I packed for you?”

The Punchline

The husband looked puzzled. “Pajamas? No, I never even saw them. I didn’t need them on the trip.”

The wife folded her arms, raised an eyebrow, and calmly replied:

“Oh, really? That’s strange… because I folded them up and tucked them neatly inside your fishing tackle box.”

The look on his face said it all.

The Lesson

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