A police officer flags down an old man driving a pickup

A policeman pulls over an elderly man driving a pickup truck, the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!”

The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.

The next day, the officer sees the same truck, still packed with ducks—but now every duck is wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, he pulls the man over again. “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”

The old man grins and says, “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”

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