In Morocco, I joined a guided desert tour with 12 others. I went behind a dune for a bathroom break—maybe 4 minutes. When I came back, the caravan was gone. No guide, no tire tracks. I waited an hour under the sun, trying to conserve water. Finally, a local herder found me and gave me a ride to the nearest outpost. Turns out the guide did a miscount and didn’t even realize I was missing until dinner.
6. Adrift at Sea: An Italian Boating Blunder

We rented a small boat off the coast of Italy. The rental guy gave us a short demo and told us we were good to go for 4 hours. About 90 minutes in, the engine sputtered and died—we were out of fuel. We were 2 miles from shore with no paddles, no radio, and spotty cell signal. Turns out the guy reused leftover fuel from earlier trips and didn’t refill. A passing fisherman spotted us and towed us in. The rental place gave us a “discount” instead of an apology.
7. The Not-So-Fake Drill: A Greek Ferry’s Close Call
8. The Uninvited Guest: A Hotel’s Late-Night Intrusion
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