In Paris, my cousin had an allergic reaction during dinner. I called emergency services and asked for an English-speaking responder. The dispatcher kept repeating “Un moment!” and hung up.
A French woman nearby called again for us, but she misunderstood my cousin’s reaction as a choking event, not anaphylaxis. The ambulance came with oxygen but no EpiPen. We only stabilized him because another tourist had one in their bag. Language wasn’t the problem—precision was.
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